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The Octopus Long Sleeve Unisex Tee is built on the Comfort Colors 6014 Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt, and it puts our hand-drawn minimalist octopus on 6.1 oz 100% soft ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed for a broken-in vintage look and pre-shrunk so it holds its shape, with a topstitched classic width collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, and ribbed cuffs. The fit is relaxed, and the fabric is heavy enough to wear on its own well into the cold months. Perfect for cephalopod obsessives and anyone who likes their animals a little uncanny. Available in Black and White, sizes S through 2XL.
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Size chart
Comfort Colors 6014. Flat measurements in inches, garment laid flat.
Chest width: S 18.25, M 20.25, L 22, XL 24, 2XL 26
Body length: S 26.625, M 28, L 29.375, XL 30.75, 2XL 31.625
Measurements can vary within about 1 inch.