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Our Chicken Crewneck Sweatshirt is built on two heavyweight fleece blanks, and both put our hand-drawn minimalist chicken in lofi style front and center. Standard is the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt: 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester with a brushed interior, a classic fit, and ribbed cuffs and waistband that hold their shape. Premium is the Cotton Heritage M2480 Unisex Premium Crew Neck: 8.5 oz of tightly knit 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face, soft-washed, side-seamed, and cut a little trimmer through the chest. A chicken sweatshirt for backyard flock keepers, homesteaders, and anyone up before sunrise whether they like it or not. Available in White and Black, sizes S through 5XL in Standard and S through 3XL in Premium.
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Made on demand when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Makes a genuinely good gift for the chicken-obsessed person in your life.
Standard, Gildan 18000. Flat measurements in inches, garment laid flat.
Chest width: S 20, M 22, L 24, XL 26, 2XL 28, 3XL 30, 4XL 32, 5XL 34
Body length: S 27, M 28, L 29, XL 30, 2XL 31, 3XL 32, 4XL 33, 5XL 34
Sleeve length: S 33.5, M 34.5, L 35.5, XL 36.5, 2XL 37.5, 3XL 38.5, 4XL 39.5, 5XL 40.5
Premium, Cotton Heritage M2480. Flat measurements in inches, garment laid flat.
Chest width: S 20, M 21, L 23, XL 25, 2XL 26.5, 3XL 28
Body length: S 27, M 28, L 29, XL 30, 2XL 31, 3XL 32
Sleeve length: S 23.5, M 24, L 24, XL 24, 2XL 24, 3XL 24
Measurements can vary within about 1 inch.
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
